id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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