I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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