Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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