so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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