Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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