Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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