i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize