that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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