Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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