when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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