me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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