We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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