rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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