I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
too bad you live with your parents still
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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