There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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