ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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