And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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