did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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