But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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