Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
