The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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