: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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