If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just pee around me
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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