my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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