not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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He felt like a one man threesome
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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