Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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