You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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