Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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