No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
