My room smells like vodka and shame
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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