my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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