Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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