We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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