My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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You need Xanax blowdarts
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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