he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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