I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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