He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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