ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
She tied me up with her honor cords...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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