Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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