Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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