Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
