you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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