Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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