Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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