it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you traded sex for a burrito?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
this will be a night to untag.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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