In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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