if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He told me they were just razor bumps!
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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