where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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