this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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