I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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