He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
