You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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