is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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