Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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