"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I got inside last night via doggy door
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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