You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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