Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
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your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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